WARNING!!!
A recent inquest has discovered that Nigel Farage may actually be a monster from some strange parallel universe, the 1993 film, Super Mario Bros.
So, not only is Mr Farage one of the worst politicians of all time, but he actually starred in one of the worst films of all time. Stay tuned for further updates on the story. In the meantime people are urged not to leave their houses at night or leave their children unsupervised, and to avoid any and all eye contact with Mr Farage as some believe he may possess the ability to steal your soul.
It is believed the monster in question comes from a strange parallel universe, and certain members of Farage's party aren't too happy with his leadership,
"Bloody monsters coming to our universe and stealing our politicians' jobs."
Some even fear that the open gateway through which Farage travelled could allow millions more to emigrate to the UK by 2016 if left unchecked.
Respond below with your opinions on the Farage parallel universe crisis and whether your happy allowing such beasts free access to British soil.
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